Surprised?

You'll never believe it! I MADE the football team! Me! Morton! Who woulda thought? I didn't even think I'd make it. Roy's on the team too, which slitghly scares me. We have practice every Thursday, starting this Week./ Boy, am I exited!

Chickening out

Remember how earlier I said Lemmy wasn't going to college? Yeah, that didn't happen. I guess Clawdia talked him into it or something. He just left yesterday for Koopa University. Now back to the most important thing, me! I am loving Darkland High! Its so awesome! Yet kind of creepy. Boos roaming the halls, Dry Bones in the classoom. Usually the undead don't go to school, but not this year! Oooh, the shivers they send down my spine.So, I'm going to tryout for the Darkland High Koopball team! ...What? You don't think I am able to? Well, I'll prove you wrong! I've been practicing in the back yard every day during the summer, and my team always wins! Then again, I AM on a team with Roy and Ludwig angainst a team of Iggy, Larry, and Wendy. Lemmy dosn't play, he keeps score. So, I'll see you soon with my now Koopball uniform!

-Morton Koopa

a Lemmy trouble

Well, Lemmy just laid some big news on our family: he isn't going to college. Claudia seemed furious, but Bowser stayed quiet during the conversation, probably because he never wen to college either. Lemmy wants to be a clown or something, and says he dosn't need college for that. I guess Ludwig boosted up the pressure for him.

A Summer of Bummer

Hello, and welcome back to your favorite blog that was started by a Koopa with a star over his eye! Summer's going fine, and I'm sorry I havn't updated in a while, I just got back from a vacation to...no where. We havn't gone on a SINGLE vacation this summer! I've just been sitting around the castle doing mostly nothing, and then I was like, 'Oh, wait! I have to update my blog!' and then I was going to tell some exiting stories or something, but guess what? There were no exiting stories this summer. Unless you count the time that Roy lit Iggy on fire... that was kind of fun to watch... no, it must have been painful. He's still in the hospital wing, poor guy. So, sorry I have no exiting stories to tell, maybe there will be a couple before the summer dies out, but until then... I have no catchy lines, sorry. K bye.

-Morton Koopa

School

Schoooool is almost doooone here in Dark Laaaaaand! Morton Koopa JUnir here reporting to you that school is almost over! Wow, has it really been a year since I've had this blog? Almost a year, we'll have to celebrate on the exact date. So, school is almost bye-byed, and, soon, Lemmy's off to College! Why is every one in our family leaving! Speaking of College, Ludwig is home for summer! So, yeah. See you all soon!

Celebration

YAYYYYY!!!!!! Bowser's team actually won the soccer (or football, if your European) match!!!!!! Yes its true. Betcha thought we were going to lose in some big tragic situation that would also be hilarious at the last second. But thats what happened to the other team, the Mario Strikers. The were beating us by, like, 340 points (I don't really understand the scoring in soccer) and Bowser's team was about to throw in the towel, but then Mario exploded and the ball landed in our net 341 times! What? You think I'm making this up? Well, maybe I am, maybe I'm not. You will NEVER know.

Speeches... YIPEE!!!!

Hello! Sorry is been a while. Wow, I say that a lot. Anyways, as we are nearing the end of 8th grade, I am writing a speech about HOW TERRIBLE HOMEWORK IS! Yeah, it was Larry's idea. So, I have to present it at the end of the year. And you know how much I love speeches. Oh, and on a completely different note, The Bowser Soccer team is playing Mario tomorrow, so cross your fingers. I have to work on my speech now, so, toodaloo!!

New Years!

Wow, did I just completely miss my favorite holiday? I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!!! Well, dont blame me. I was laptopless on lavalava island on christmas. Fun times... Well, I'm back now. JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS! So, I'm excited for 2011, I got a Larry Potter Calendar, for Xmas, so... yeah.

SNOW!

YAY!!!!!! we had our first snow, here in Darkland. It wasn't too much, but no one could concentrate on school. Our science teacher let us out of class 10 minutes, because no one was paying attention. It only lasted like an hour, and then it melted in 10 minutes. Oh-well, its a start!

A Thanksgiving Disaster!

Hey-o! happy Black Friday! Yes, this is the time of year when our familly is at the stores, since King Dad is so cheap. He is a little, well, infuriated because of what happend at thanksgiving last night. It all started when our guests arrived at our house. Wart, and (yuck) Susan came. So, when we were settling down for dinner, there was a commotion. We, well, um, found out what that ticking noise in the lounge was. When Ludwig was packing up, one of his inventions fell on the floor. It was the long-term time bomb. And so, after a day or two of Ludwig being gone, Wendy accidentallly pushed a button with her foot that started it. It was scheduled to explode in 3 months. Ludwig intended to plant in Marios house. So that exploded and the entire den was in ruins. everyone could see dad getting angry, so Iggy tried to pass him some mashed potatoes, but that anoter explosion shook the room, makin the mashed potatoes fly on King Dad's head. Oh was he furiose. The explosin was nothing big. Just a Bomb-omb from outside, but then Roy was going to punch Iggy, who just moved out of the way, so he punched dad. So dad is mad at every Koopaling excep for me and Lemmy, so we decided it would be best to stay away. Every other koopaling is in the dungeon right now, except for Ludwig, who nervously flew back to his college. At least its not me! GOOD BUY!