Surprised?

You'll never believe it! I MADE the football team! Me! Morton! Who woulda thought? I didn't even think I'd make it. Roy's on the team too, which slitghly scares me. We have practice every Thursday, starting this Week./ Boy, am I exited!

Chickening out

Remember how earlier I said Lemmy wasn't going to college? Yeah, that didn't happen. I guess Clawdia talked him into it or something. He just left yesterday for Koopa University. Now back to the most important thing, me! I am loving Darkland High! Its so awesome! Yet kind of creepy. Boos roaming the halls, Dry Bones in the classoom. Usually the undead don't go to school, but not this year! Oooh, the shivers they send down my spine.So, I'm going to tryout for the Darkland High Koopball team! ...What? You don't think I am able to? Well, I'll prove you wrong! I've been practicing in the back yard every day during the summer, and my team always wins! Then again, I AM on a team with Roy and Ludwig angainst a team of Iggy, Larry, and Wendy. Lemmy dosn't play, he keeps score. So, I'll see you soon with my now Koopball uniform!

-Morton Koopa

a Lemmy trouble

Well, Lemmy just laid some big news on our family: he isn't going to college. Claudia seemed furious, but Bowser stayed quiet during the conversation, probably because he never wen to college either. Lemmy wants to be a clown or something, and says he dosn't need college for that. I guess Ludwig boosted up the pressure for him.

A Summer of Bummer

Hello, and welcome back to your favorite blog that was started by a Koopa with a star over his eye! Summer's going fine, and I'm sorry I havn't updated in a while, I just got back from a vacation to...no where. We havn't gone on a SINGLE vacation this summer! I've just been sitting around the castle doing mostly nothing, and then I was like, 'Oh, wait! I have to update my blog!' and then I was going to tell some exiting stories or something, but guess what? There were no exiting stories this summer. Unless you count the time that Roy lit Iggy on fire... that was kind of fun to watch... no, it must have been painful. He's still in the hospital wing, poor guy. So, sorry I have no exiting stories to tell, maybe there will be a couple before the summer dies out, but until then... I have no catchy lines, sorry. K bye.

-Morton Koopa

School

Schoooool is almost doooone here in Dark Laaaaaand! Morton Koopa JUnir here reporting to you that school is almost over! Wow, has it really been a year since I've had this blog? Almost a year, we'll have to celebrate on the exact date. So, school is almost bye-byed, and, soon, Lemmy's off to College! Why is every one in our family leaving! Speaking of College, Ludwig is home for summer! So, yeah. See you all soon!

Celebration

YAYYYYY!!!!!! Bowser's team actually won the soccer (or football, if your European) match!!!!!! Yes its true. Betcha thought we were going to lose in some big tragic situation that would also be hilarious at the last second. But thats what happened to the other team, the Mario Strikers. The were beating us by, like, 340 points (I don't really understand the scoring in soccer) and Bowser's team was about to throw in the towel, but then Mario exploded and the ball landed in our net 341 times! What? You think I'm making this up? Well, maybe I am, maybe I'm not. You will NEVER know.

Speeches... YIPEE!!!!

Hello! Sorry is been a while. Wow, I say that a lot. Anyways, as we are nearing the end of 8th grade, I am writing a speech about HOW TERRIBLE HOMEWORK IS! Yeah, it was Larry's idea. So, I have to present it at the end of the year. And you know how much I love speeches. Oh, and on a completely different note, The Bowser Soccer team is playing Mario tomorrow, so cross your fingers. I have to work on my speech now, so, toodaloo!!

New Years!

Wow, did I just completely miss my favorite holiday? I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!!! Well, dont blame me. I was laptopless on lavalava island on christmas. Fun times... Well, I'm back now. JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS! So, I'm excited for 2011, I got a Larry Potter Calendar, for Xmas, so... yeah.

SNOW!

YAY!!!!!! we had our first snow, here in Darkland. It wasn't too much, but no one could concentrate on school. Our science teacher let us out of class 10 minutes, because no one was paying attention. It only lasted like an hour, and then it melted in 10 minutes. Oh-well, its a start!

A Thanksgiving Disaster!

Hey-o! happy Black Friday! Yes, this is the time of year when our familly is at the stores, since King Dad is so cheap. He is a little, well, infuriated because of what happend at thanksgiving last night. It all started when our guests arrived at our house. Wart, and (yuck) Susan came. So, when we were settling down for dinner, there was a commotion. We, well, um, found out what that ticking noise in the lounge was. When Ludwig was packing up, one of his inventions fell on the floor. It was the long-term time bomb. And so, after a day or two of Ludwig being gone, Wendy accidentallly pushed a button with her foot that started it. It was scheduled to explode in 3 months. Ludwig intended to plant in Marios house. So that exploded and the entire den was in ruins. everyone could see dad getting angry, so Iggy tried to pass him some mashed potatoes, but that anoter explosion shook the room, makin the mashed potatoes fly on King Dad's head. Oh was he furiose. The explosin was nothing big. Just a Bomb-omb from outside, but then Roy was going to punch Iggy, who just moved out of the way, so he punched dad. So dad is mad at every Koopaling excep for me and Lemmy, so we decided it would be best to stay away. Every other koopaling is in the dungeon right now, except for Ludwig, who nervously flew back to his college. At least its not me! GOOD BUY!

Earworm!

Heloo, people who are reading this post! As you can iner from the title. I HAVE A REALLY ANNOYING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!! Its driving me insane, like, really. Just as bad as Hiccups, I would say. By the way, I'm still hearing that ticking noise in the lounge. Spike, Spike, Severus Spike. I'll ask Ludwig about it now. GOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYE!

Luddy's Here!

Hello, everyone! I would just like to inform you that Ludwig von Koopa has just arrived! He says college is good, and he's earning a degree in Mad Science. He only blew up his teacher twice! Anyways, us Koopas are getting ready for Rhino day here on Plit.

Be Ready for Explosions

Bonjour, mes Amies! As I told you before, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. And guess who's comeing back for the event? LUDWIG! Even though it was peaceful without all the explosions, I missed Ludwig. He will be comeing in about a week. I can't wait to hear all about the Koopa Campus!

A Koopa Thanksgiving

Hello, Koopa fans! I hope you all had a fun Halloween. As you all know, Thanksgiving is just around the corner! We do thanksgiving basically the same as you do it on earth, except in ours, we eat a variety of different foods and celebrate for a different reason. We celebreate for the first treaty of Koopas and Goombas. about 200 years aago, there was a giant war between the Goombas and Koopas. We both had our aliences, though. Those Goombas had creatures like Toads, Chain Chomps, and Wigglers, while us Koopas had people like Bomb-ombs, Boos, andPokey's. All in all, General Goomba was defeated by Colonal Koopa and they had a treaty that Goombas and Koopas would no longer fight. After that, they had a mega feast. We eat some of the same foods such as Mashed potatoes and Pumpkin Pie, but since we don't have Turkeys or Cranberries here on Plit, we subsitute with Roasted Dino Rhino and Mushroom Juice.

Fred Post #2

Hello, Morton followers! Morton left his laptop on, AGAIN! I'm using it now. He still hasn't found my last post; he's pretty thick-headed. anyways, I just thought I would let you know that I'm still here. I am going trick-or-treating with that Striker guy, his two servant friends, and Lemmy's pet, Frost Spiny. Morton's coming! Better run!

Larry Potter

Greetings! As many of you know, halloween is just around the corner! I know your wondering, "is Morton REALLY going tick or treating?". Well the answer is YES! I'm going as a character in my favorite movie series, "Larry Potter"! No, not my brother Larry, he said he will never go into film. But there is a koopa troopa named Daniel Koopcliff who plays this guy named Larry Potter! It was a series of books written by JK Reznoir, but Wiggler Bros, a movie company, decided to turn them into movies. The series of books is finished, but there is still on more movie to come out; Larry Potter and the Deathly Mushrooms. Now, if your thinking right now 'I don't care about what Morton is ranting about right now" then you should probably leave this post NOW. because i'm going to give a summary about the books/movies, k? So! Here goes. Larry Potter is an 11 year old koopa troopa who lives with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, the Dullbones. One night, a half-giant named Rubeus Hothead shows up and says Harry is a wizard. Harry then goes to a school called the Pickmin school of Whichcraft and Wizardry, where he meets students like Rex Weasly and Hermione Goomba and has teachers like Severus Spike, Minerva McMontyMole, and the famous Albus Duplighost. Now for the actual plot. So, in the first book, Someone is trying to steal the Sorcerers Shell, and Larry, Rex, and Hermione think its Spike, but it was actually their defense against the dark arts teacher; Smorg, with the face of the badguy, Tom RuffPuff. I'll tell more of the story later. By the way, there are four houses at Pickmin. Gringilldor, the goodguy house, Hammerpuff, for the hard-tryers, Ratooeyclaw, the smart house, and Snailicorn, the bad-guy house. GOODBYE!

Canooing down the Darkland river

Hello, Blogees! I'm sorry its been FOREVER since I posted last, but Iv'e been on a canooing trip for my school! Well, actually, it wasn't JUST my school. Darkland High is on the trip, too. The only ones in my family who got selected to go were me and Lemmy. Of course, we went togerther in a canoe. Unfortunately, Bowser Junior complained about not being able to go, so King dad said he would kill the coucliler of the trip if Bowser Junior couldn't go, so I had to listen to him the entire trip. Fortunately, he fell on his face onto a rock. He cried and King Dad took him home immeadietely. Haha. So, we went canooing in the Darkland river. IT WAS SOO MUCH FUN! One time on the trip, Me and Lemmy, oh, wait. My dads yelling at me to do my homework. OK, well, untill next time. AUDIOS!

Koopball teams

YAHOO! THE DARTS WON! oh, sorry. Um, here is a list of all of the Koopaball teams:

*The Grassland Goombas
*The Desertland Darkbones
*The Waterland Waves
*The Giantland Greats
*The Skyland Scouts
*The Iceland Iceburgs
*The Pipeland Prianhas
*The Darkland Darts
*The Toad Town Tigers
*The Yoshi's Island Yaks
*The Dalphino Dolphins
*The Boo Woods Boomerangs
*The Rougeport Riches
*The Sarahasaland Snakes
*The Shiver city Stormers
*The DK Destroyers
*The Kremling Crushers
*The Diamond City Cruisers
*The Beanbean Bullets
*The Petalburg Panthers
*The Koopa Village Crabs
*The Dry Dry Dynamites
*The Gutsy Gulch Giants
*The Lavalava Lions
*The Glitville Ghosts
*The Twilight Tyrants
*The Poshley Penguins
*The Fahr outpost Fangs
*The Rose Town Rhinos

And thats about it! Feel free to choose a favorite team

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KOOPBALL!

hello, Koopa fans! The plit koopball team just started. The Darkland Darts are playing the Toad Town Tigers tonight. Of course, i'm for my home team, THE DARKLAND DARTS! I HOPE THEY WIN! Me and my siblings are thinking of starting a fantassy leage. I'll give you a list of the teams later. Got to go, halftime over. Buh-Bye!

-Morton koopa

Nope, not Morton

Hey, everyone! Um, Morton left his laptop on so this is Fred here! Morton dosn't like me using his laptop, so I can only use i when he's not here. Right now, Morton is in the lounge, watching TV, while i lay on his bed and use his laptop. He's been treating me pretty well. I can pretty much deal with his speeches, I don't know why anyone thinks there that bad. One thing is, he is the worst cook I have ever seen. He can't even make ice! Oh, well, thats what he has personel chefs for. Wait... I hear footsteps. I have to go, bye!