New Years!

Wow, did I just completely miss my favorite holiday? I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!!! Well, dont blame me. I was laptopless on lavalava island on christmas. Fun times... Well, I'm back now. JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS! So, I'm excited for 2011, I got a Larry Potter Calendar, for Xmas, so... yeah.

SNOW!

YAY!!!!!! we had our first snow, here in Darkland. It wasn't too much, but no one could concentrate on school. Our science teacher let us out of class 10 minutes, because no one was paying attention. It only lasted like an hour, and then it melted in 10 minutes. Oh-well, its a start!

A Thanksgiving Disaster!

Hey-o! happy Black Friday! Yes, this is the time of year when our familly is at the stores, since King Dad is so cheap. He is a little, well, infuriated because of what happend at thanksgiving last night. It all started when our guests arrived at our house. Wart, and (yuck) Susan came. So, when we were settling down for dinner, there was a commotion. We, well, um, found out what that ticking noise in the lounge was. When Ludwig was packing up, one of his inventions fell on the floor. It was the long-term time bomb. And so, after a day or two of Ludwig being gone, Wendy accidentallly pushed a button with her foot that started it. It was scheduled to explode in 3 months. Ludwig intended to plant in Marios house. So that exploded and the entire den was in ruins. everyone could see dad getting angry, so Iggy tried to pass him some mashed potatoes, but that anoter explosion shook the room, makin the mashed potatoes fly on King Dad's head. Oh was he furiose. The explosin was nothing big. Just a Bomb-omb from outside, but then Roy was going to punch Iggy, who just moved out of the way, so he punched dad. So dad is mad at every Koopaling excep for me and Lemmy, so we decided it would be best to stay away. Every other koopaling is in the dungeon right now, except for Ludwig, who nervously flew back to his college. At least its not me! GOOD BUY!

Earworm!

Heloo, people who are reading this post! As you can iner from the title. I HAVE A REALLY ANNOYING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!! Its driving me insane, like, really. Just as bad as Hiccups, I would say. By the way, I'm still hearing that ticking noise in the lounge. Spike, Spike, Severus Spike. I'll ask Ludwig about it now. GOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYE!

Luddy's Here!

Hello, everyone! I would just like to inform you that Ludwig von Koopa has just arrived! He says college is good, and he's earning a degree in Mad Science. He only blew up his teacher twice! Anyways, us Koopas are getting ready for Rhino day here on Plit.

Be Ready for Explosions

Bonjour, mes Amies! As I told you before, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. And guess who's comeing back for the event? LUDWIG! Even though it was peaceful without all the explosions, I missed Ludwig. He will be comeing in about a week. I can't wait to hear all about the Koopa Campus!

A Koopa Thanksgiving

Hello, Koopa fans! I hope you all had a fun Halloween. As you all know, Thanksgiving is just around the corner! We do thanksgiving basically the same as you do it on earth, except in ours, we eat a variety of different foods and celebrate for a different reason. We celebreate for the first treaty of Koopas and Goombas. about 200 years aago, there was a giant war between the Goombas and Koopas. We both had our aliences, though. Those Goombas had creatures like Toads, Chain Chomps, and Wigglers, while us Koopas had people like Bomb-ombs, Boos, andPokey's. All in all, General Goomba was defeated by Colonal Koopa and they had a treaty that Goombas and Koopas would no longer fight. After that, they had a mega feast. We eat some of the same foods such as Mashed potatoes and Pumpkin Pie, but since we don't have Turkeys or Cranberries here on Plit, we subsitute with Roasted Dino Rhino and Mushroom Juice.

Fred Post #2

Hello, Morton followers! Morton left his laptop on, AGAIN! I'm using it now. He still hasn't found my last post; he's pretty thick-headed. anyways, I just thought I would let you know that I'm still here. I am going trick-or-treating with that Striker guy, his two servant friends, and Lemmy's pet, Frost Spiny. Morton's coming! Better run!

Larry Potter

Greetings! As many of you know, halloween is just around the corner! I know your wondering, "is Morton REALLY going tick or treating?". Well the answer is YES! I'm going as a character in my favorite movie series, "Larry Potter"! No, not my brother Larry, he said he will never go into film. But there is a koopa troopa named Daniel Koopcliff who plays this guy named Larry Potter! It was a series of books written by JK Reznoir, but Wiggler Bros, a movie company, decided to turn them into movies. The series of books is finished, but there is still on more movie to come out; Larry Potter and the Deathly Mushrooms. Now, if your thinking right now 'I don't care about what Morton is ranting about right now" then you should probably leave this post NOW. because i'm going to give a summary about the books/movies, k? So! Here goes. Larry Potter is an 11 year old koopa troopa who lives with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, the Dullbones. One night, a half-giant named Rubeus Hothead shows up and says Harry is a wizard. Harry then goes to a school called the Pickmin school of Whichcraft and Wizardry, where he meets students like Rex Weasly and Hermione Goomba and has teachers like Severus Spike, Minerva McMontyMole, and the famous Albus Duplighost. Now for the actual plot. So, in the first book, Someone is trying to steal the Sorcerers Shell, and Larry, Rex, and Hermione think its Spike, but it was actually their defense against the dark arts teacher; Smorg, with the face of the badguy, Tom RuffPuff. I'll tell more of the story later. By the way, there are four houses at Pickmin. Gringilldor, the goodguy house, Hammerpuff, for the hard-tryers, Ratooeyclaw, the smart house, and Snailicorn, the bad-guy house. GOODBYE!

Canooing down the Darkland river

Hello, Blogees! I'm sorry its been FOREVER since I posted last, but Iv'e been on a canooing trip for my school! Well, actually, it wasn't JUST my school. Darkland High is on the trip, too. The only ones in my family who got selected to go were me and Lemmy. Of course, we went togerther in a canoe. Unfortunately, Bowser Junior complained about not being able to go, so King dad said he would kill the coucliler of the trip if Bowser Junior couldn't go, so I had to listen to him the entire trip. Fortunately, he fell on his face onto a rock. He cried and King Dad took him home immeadietely. Haha. So, we went canooing in the Darkland river. IT WAS SOO MUCH FUN! One time on the trip, Me and Lemmy, oh, wait. My dads yelling at me to do my homework. OK, well, untill next time. AUDIOS!