Back to School

well, st. Koopa's middle school is back in session, and let me tell you, its a complete drag. Every single class I had was super boring. I can't believe, its only been one day, and I had a ton of Homework! I had to write a paragraph for Koopa Science, and A passage to read for Koop-eese. THen again, I only had one other academic class, which was French, and just for the earthlings our there; yes, French is a language on Plit. Ending on a good note, Since Ludwig's at College, I havn't heard an explosion for a week! Except, ever since he's been gone, there has been this weird ticking noise in the lounge. Oh, well, probably just the TV or something. Well, thats it for now!

-Morton Koopa

Were Baaaaack!

Well, the vacations are over with, unless King Dad decides to surprise us with a trip to Lavalava Island! yeah, that won't happen. So I'm back where I belong; the couch! School dosn't start for a month, so I have a little more summer left.

Back to Castle Koop

Were back from our vacation! I hsve to tell you, though, Glitsville was actually less exiting than Poshley heights. I'm glad to be home, for I like to be in the castle- where there is always someone to serve you. The car ride home was just as hectic as the ride there. Iggy is in the hospital wing of the castle right now with 2 broken legs while Roy is spending the next week in the dungeons. Larry is fighting with Lemmy about what to watch on the TV, Ludwig is in his lab, Wendy is outback in the pool, and Bowser Jr. is eating Milk and Cookies in the kitchen. I think I'll go check on Iggy now. K, bye.

-Morton Koopa

Back to DarkLand

Well, Iggy and I (yuck I just used good grammar) have had zero luck whatsoever finding the door. And worse than that, on only the second day of our vacation, King Dad comfiscated my Laptop! Somthing about spending too much time on it watching Koop tube, but still. Well, I can still tell yyou about what happend with me and my brother. So after my laptop got confiscated, I decided to give it another try. so me and Iggy went back to that really tall warp pipe. Jumped at it a couple times and then Iggy came up with this idea to boost me up into the pipe, since he was so tall. It actually worked. So then I pulled him up, and we were in the Rougeport Sewers! However, after that we got completely lost and ended up on some random fortress on the moon. Luckily, some of the local alien...things with big Xs on their chest came over to us and took us on a SPACESHIP back to Rougeport. Well, as you could guess, King Dad was FURIOUSE. We have been gone for about a day. Old Bowser said he and Clawdia were searching all night for us. We had to stay in our rooms until the triip was over, and then when we got home, we have to stay in the dungeons for a whole week. Well, were home now, and its only been 1 day since we go back, so I have 6 more days to go. Luckily, I snuck my comfiscated laptop into the dungeon, so I have THAT 2 entertain myself. Oh-no! I hear someone coming! Time to shut off my laptop.

-Morton Koopa