Back to School

well, st. Koopa's middle school is back in session, and let me tell you, its a complete drag. Every single class I had was super boring. I can't believe, its only been one day, and I had a ton of Homework! I had to write a paragraph for Koopa Science, and A passage to read for Koop-eese. THen again, I only had one other academic class, which was French, and just for the earthlings our there; yes, French is a language on Plit. Ending on a good note, Since Ludwig's at College, I havn't heard an explosion for a week! Except, ever since he's been gone, there has been this weird ticking noise in the lounge. Oh, well, probably just the TV or something. Well, thats it for now!

-Morton Koopa

Summer coming to a close

Sorry its been a while! I got sent to the dungeon for "accidentally" trapping Bowser Jr. inside the garage. So, Ludwigs getting all lonely and stuff, I think he's thinking of building his own Frankenstein or something. And... yeah. Summers almost over, so I'm rushing to do everything I forgot to do. I bearly have time to type this up! Haha! i'm not joking. So, anyways, I've suddenly had this desire to cook, so yesterday, when I got out of the dungeon, I asked Fred to teach me to cook. I started my first leeson with him about 5 hours ago, and things did not go well. Lets just say, I now know the local fire department's head chief's name is Ralf. I'm going to have another lessen tomorrow. I hope it works out better!

A LOT to catch up on.

Hello, Everyone! I'm sorry I havn't posted in a while. My computer crashed. So anyways, a lot happend since my computer caught a virus. For one, my PenPals have come and go. There so much fun to hang out with! We had a great time. Also, My Grandmother on Clawdia's side decided that we woud go to Dry Dry Outpost. To me, this made LESS sense than going to Rougeport. Well, we took the train out to Mt. Rugged and then took a cab out to Dry dry Outpost. Its a really nice house, but I have to share a room with Nick; Susan's older brother. Oh, and Clawdia's brother is here too. There's one big problem; THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE! Oh well, at least there's wifi unlike the last vacation, right?

-Morton Koopa

Back to Castle Koop

Were back from our vacation! I hsve to tell you, though, Glitsville was actually less exiting than Poshley heights. I'm glad to be home, for I like to be in the castle- where there is always someone to serve you. The car ride home was just as hectic as the ride there. Iggy is in the hospital wing of the castle right now with 2 broken legs while Roy is spending the next week in the dungeons. Larry is fighting with Lemmy about what to watch on the TV, Ludwig is in his lab, Wendy is outback in the pool, and Bowser Jr. is eating Milk and Cookies in the kitchen. I think I'll go check on Iggy now. K, bye.

-Morton Koopa

Back to DarkLand

Well, Iggy and I (yuck I just used good grammar) have had zero luck whatsoever finding the door. And worse than that, on only the second day of our vacation, King Dad comfiscated my Laptop! Somthing about spending too much time on it watching Koop tube, but still. Well, I can still tell yyou about what happend with me and my brother. So after my laptop got confiscated, I decided to give it another try. so me and Iggy went back to that really tall warp pipe. Jumped at it a couple times and then Iggy came up with this idea to boost me up into the pipe, since he was so tall. It actually worked. So then I pulled him up, and we were in the Rougeport Sewers! However, after that we got completely lost and ended up on some random fortress on the moon. Luckily, some of the local alien...things with big Xs on their chest came over to us and took us on a SPACESHIP back to Rougeport. Well, as you could guess, King Dad was FURIOUSE. We have been gone for about a day. Old Bowser said he and Clawdia were searching all night for us. We had to stay in our rooms until the triip was over, and then when we got home, we have to stay in the dungeons for a whole week. Well, were home now, and its only been 1 day since we go back, so I have 6 more days to go. Luckily, I snuck my comfiscated laptop into the dungeon, so I have THAT 2 entertain myself. Oh-no! I hear someone coming! Time to shut off my laptop.

-Morton Koopa