A Summer of Bummer

Hello, and welcome back to your favorite blog that was started by a Koopa with a star over his eye! Summer's going fine, and I'm sorry I havn't updated in a while, I just got back from a vacation to...no where. We havn't gone on a SINGLE vacation this summer! I've just been sitting around the castle doing mostly nothing, and then I was like, 'Oh, wait! I have to update my blog!' and then I was going to tell some exiting stories or something, but guess what? There were no exiting stories this summer. Unless you count the time that Roy lit Iggy on fire... that was kind of fun to watch... no, it must have been painful. He's still in the hospital wing, poor guy. So, sorry I have no exiting stories to tell, maybe there will be a couple before the summer dies out, but until then... I have no catchy lines, sorry. K bye.

-Morton Koopa