Home, (almost) Alone

Well, today is my last day of, Summer, so I'm on the couch. And the best part, I get the couch all to myself! If your wandering why this is, its because Koopa Elementary, and Darkland high started yesterday. St. Koopa Middle dosn't start until tomorrow. Ludwig's college is pretty far away, so he took Koopa Airlines yesterday. Bowser and Clawdia are both at work, so that leaves me and Larry. Since there are three couches, I get one and Larry gets one. We've already played New Super Mario Bros. wii and Super Mario Kart. Fred's going is making breakfast, so that will be ready soon. Right now, Larry chose somthing on TV while I'm using my laptop. Tomorrow, I- oh, nevermind. Breakfast is ready. See you later!

-Morton Koopa

School is soon

After today, I only have 2 more days of Summer! It makes me very sad because I didn't get much accomplished. I didn't find the thouand year door, I didn't learn to cook, I didn't make the soccer team, and I didn't become friends with Striker Guy. I'd say this Summer has been a failur for me, but at least I got 3 months off of school! Well, I hope 8th grade will be fun for me. Ludwig is packing his bags, for he is off to college. He is leaving Robo-chomp here so he can have fun with the rest of us pets. OK, well, thats it for now! Bye!

-Morton Koopa

Cooking Lesson #2

well, today's cooking lesson wasn't much better. I made Meatballs, but they sort of turned out as bouncy balls. I don't know how Fred does it! His demonstration of Meatballs were delicious! And it only took him 30 seconds to prepare the meatballs for the oven! Fred now has been promoted to a full time chef, where he happily spends most of his time cooking away.

Hmph...

Well, I tried talking to this Striker Guy person, but he just won't become my friend. And even worse then that, Fred is like his best friend now! Its weird isn't it? Well, Bowser's team is about to play their first match soon, soremember to root for them!

-Morton Koopa

Soccer tryouts

Well, today, Bowser held some soccer tryouts, and all of us Koopalings tried out. Yeah, none of us made it. Oh, except Bowser Junior. So, the people who did get on Bowsers team are a Hammer Bro. named HB, and Koopa named DJ Koopa, and some Shy Guy named Striker Guy. HB and DJ Koopa both worked in the castle, but Striker Guy worked in the Toybox. thats right, Shy Guy's Toybox. I thought I would try to break the Ice with him. He seemd like a nice guy. I managed to find out that:
1. He was the one who stole Tayce T.'s Frying Pan
2. He seems to be friends with two other servants in the castle.
Maybe I'll talk to him tomorrow

Ludwig's Greatest Creation

Um, so as I told you all last week, Ludwig was in his lab a lot, trying to make a new Monster or Robot or something like that, and well, he's done it! He's created Chain Chomp robot named Robo-Chomp. I know, I know. Chain Chomps are already robots, sort of. But Ludwig didn't get that part I guess. OH! And also, Bowser's heard of that Mario soccer league, and I think he wants to join. Lemmy got really exited because he loves soccer, and I wouldn't mind playing either, but the only Koopaling he asked to play was Stupid Bowser Junior. In fact, he's letting Bowser Junior have his own team! Not fair. Well, right now A servant of Bowser (a koopatroll) is handing out fliers today around darkland. I wander who will join?

Summer coming to a close

Sorry its been a while! I got sent to the dungeon for "accidentally" trapping Bowser Jr. inside the garage. So, Ludwigs getting all lonely and stuff, I think he's thinking of building his own Frankenstein or something. And... yeah. Summers almost over, so I'm rushing to do everything I forgot to do. I bearly have time to type this up! Haha! i'm not joking. So, anyways, I've suddenly had this desire to cook, so yesterday, when I got out of the dungeon, I asked Fred to teach me to cook. I started my first leeson with him about 5 hours ago, and things did not go well. Lets just say, I now know the local fire department's head chief's name is Ralf. I'm going to have another lessen tomorrow. I hope it works out better!