New Years!

Wow, did I just completely miss my favorite holiday? I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!!! Well, dont blame me. I was laptopless on lavalava island on christmas. Fun times... Well, I'm back now. JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS! So, I'm excited for 2011, I got a Larry Potter Calendar, for Xmas, so... yeah.

SNOW!

YAY!!!!!! we had our first snow, here in Darkland. It wasn't too much, but no one could concentrate on school. Our science teacher let us out of class 10 minutes, because no one was paying attention. It only lasted like an hour, and then it melted in 10 minutes. Oh-well, its a start!

A Thanksgiving Disaster!

Hey-o! happy Black Friday! Yes, this is the time of year when our familly is at the stores, since King Dad is so cheap. He is a little, well, infuriated because of what happend at thanksgiving last night. It all started when our guests arrived at our house. Wart, and (yuck) Susan came. So, when we were settling down for dinner, there was a commotion. We, well, um, found out what that ticking noise in the lounge was. When Ludwig was packing up, one of his inventions fell on the floor. It was the long-term time bomb. And so, after a day or two of Ludwig being gone, Wendy accidentallly pushed a button with her foot that started it. It was scheduled to explode in 3 months. Ludwig intended to plant in Marios house. So that exploded and the entire den was in ruins. everyone could see dad getting angry, so Iggy tried to pass him some mashed potatoes, but that anoter explosion shook the room, makin the mashed potatoes fly on King Dad's head. Oh was he furiose. The explosin was nothing big. Just a Bomb-omb from outside, but then Roy was going to punch Iggy, who just moved out of the way, so he punched dad. So dad is mad at every Koopaling excep for me and Lemmy, so we decided it would be best to stay away. Every other koopaling is in the dungeon right now, except for Ludwig, who nervously flew back to his college. At least its not me! GOOD BUY!

Earworm!

Heloo, people who are reading this post! As you can iner from the title. I HAVE A REALLY ANNOYING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!! Its driving me insane, like, really. Just as bad as Hiccups, I would say. By the way, I'm still hearing that ticking noise in the lounge. Spike, Spike, Severus Spike. I'll ask Ludwig about it now. GOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYE!

Luddy's Here!

Hello, everyone! I would just like to inform you that Ludwig von Koopa has just arrived! He says college is good, and he's earning a degree in Mad Science. He only blew up his teacher twice! Anyways, us Koopas are getting ready for Rhino day here on Plit.

Be Ready for Explosions

Bonjour, mes Amies! As I told you before, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. And guess who's comeing back for the event? LUDWIG! Even though it was peaceful without all the explosions, I missed Ludwig. He will be comeing in about a week. I can't wait to hear all about the Koopa Campus!

A Koopa Thanksgiving

Hello, Koopa fans! I hope you all had a fun Halloween. As you all know, Thanksgiving is just around the corner! We do thanksgiving basically the same as you do it on earth, except in ours, we eat a variety of different foods and celebrate for a different reason. We celebreate for the first treaty of Koopas and Goombas. about 200 years aago, there was a giant war between the Goombas and Koopas. We both had our aliences, though. Those Goombas had creatures like Toads, Chain Chomps, and Wigglers, while us Koopas had people like Bomb-ombs, Boos, andPokey's. All in all, General Goomba was defeated by Colonal Koopa and they had a treaty that Goombas and Koopas would no longer fight. After that, they had a mega feast. We eat some of the same foods such as Mashed potatoes and Pumpkin Pie, but since we don't have Turkeys or Cranberries here on Plit, we subsitute with Roasted Dino Rhino and Mushroom Juice.

Fred Post #2

Hello, Morton followers! Morton left his laptop on, AGAIN! I'm using it now. He still hasn't found my last post; he's pretty thick-headed. anyways, I just thought I would let you know that I'm still here. I am going trick-or-treating with that Striker guy, his two servant friends, and Lemmy's pet, Frost Spiny. Morton's coming! Better run!

Larry Potter

Greetings! As many of you know, halloween is just around the corner! I know your wondering, "is Morton REALLY going tick or treating?". Well the answer is YES! I'm going as a character in my favorite movie series, "Larry Potter"! No, not my brother Larry, he said he will never go into film. But there is a koopa troopa named Daniel Koopcliff who plays this guy named Larry Potter! It was a series of books written by JK Reznoir, but Wiggler Bros, a movie company, decided to turn them into movies. The series of books is finished, but there is still on more movie to come out; Larry Potter and the Deathly Mushrooms. Now, if your thinking right now 'I don't care about what Morton is ranting about right now" then you should probably leave this post NOW. because i'm going to give a summary about the books/movies, k? So! Here goes. Larry Potter is an 11 year old koopa troopa who lives with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, the Dullbones. One night, a half-giant named Rubeus Hothead shows up and says Harry is a wizard. Harry then goes to a school called the Pickmin school of Whichcraft and Wizardry, where he meets students like Rex Weasly and Hermione Goomba and has teachers like Severus Spike, Minerva McMontyMole, and the famous Albus Duplighost. Now for the actual plot. So, in the first book, Someone is trying to steal the Sorcerers Shell, and Larry, Rex, and Hermione think its Spike, but it was actually their defense against the dark arts teacher; Smorg, with the face of the badguy, Tom RuffPuff. I'll tell more of the story later. By the way, there are four houses at Pickmin. Gringilldor, the goodguy house, Hammerpuff, for the hard-tryers, Ratooeyclaw, the smart house, and Snailicorn, the bad-guy house. GOODBYE!

Canooing down the Darkland river

Hello, Blogees! I'm sorry its been FOREVER since I posted last, but Iv'e been on a canooing trip for my school! Well, actually, it wasn't JUST my school. Darkland High is on the trip, too. The only ones in my family who got selected to go were me and Lemmy. Of course, we went togerther in a canoe. Unfortunately, Bowser Junior complained about not being able to go, so King dad said he would kill the coucliler of the trip if Bowser Junior couldn't go, so I had to listen to him the entire trip. Fortunately, he fell on his face onto a rock. He cried and King Dad took him home immeadietely. Haha. So, we went canooing in the Darkland river. IT WAS SOO MUCH FUN! One time on the trip, Me and Lemmy, oh, wait. My dads yelling at me to do my homework. OK, well, untill next time. AUDIOS!

Koopball teams

YAHOO! THE DARTS WON! oh, sorry. Um, here is a list of all of the Koopaball teams:

*The Grassland Goombas
*The Desertland Darkbones
*The Waterland Waves
*The Giantland Greats
*The Skyland Scouts
*The Iceland Iceburgs
*The Pipeland Prianhas
*The Darkland Darts
*The Toad Town Tigers
*The Yoshi's Island Yaks
*The Dalphino Dolphins
*The Boo Woods Boomerangs
*The Rougeport Riches
*The Sarahasaland Snakes
*The Shiver city Stormers
*The DK Destroyers
*The Kremling Crushers
*The Diamond City Cruisers
*The Beanbean Bullets
*The Petalburg Panthers
*The Koopa Village Crabs
*The Dry Dry Dynamites
*The Gutsy Gulch Giants
*The Lavalava Lions
*The Glitville Ghosts
*The Twilight Tyrants
*The Poshley Penguins
*The Fahr outpost Fangs
*The Rose Town Rhinos

And thats about it! Feel free to choose a favorite team

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KOOPBALL!

hello, Koopa fans! The plit koopball team just started. The Darkland Darts are playing the Toad Town Tigers tonight. Of course, i'm for my home team, THE DARKLAND DARTS! I HOPE THEY WIN! Me and my siblings are thinking of starting a fantassy leage. I'll give you a list of the teams later. Got to go, halftime over. Buh-Bye!

-Morton koopa

Nope, not Morton

Hey, everyone! Um, Morton left his laptop on so this is Fred here! Morton dosn't like me using his laptop, so I can only use i when he's not here. Right now, Morton is in the lounge, watching TV, while i lay on his bed and use his laptop. He's been treating me pretty well. I can pretty much deal with his speeches, I don't know why anyone thinks there that bad. One thing is, he is the worst cook I have ever seen. He can't even make ice! Oh, well, thats what he has personel chefs for. Wait... I hear footsteps. I have to go, bye!

Just a (Achoo!) Stupid Cold

Hello, Blogg readers. For the past three days, I havn't been in school because of a terrible cold I have. I also have a runny nose, a head ache, and a fever of 100.6. I a word, I feel AWFUL. OH, well, at least I'm off school for three days. Its pretty nice. You probably think I'm faking, right? Well take a look at this picture here. Then Tell me that i'm Faking. Well, I have to go. My favorite show is almost on! Well, BYE!

Back to School

well, st. Koopa's middle school is back in session, and let me tell you, its a complete drag. Every single class I had was super boring. I can't believe, its only been one day, and I had a ton of Homework! I had to write a paragraph for Koopa Science, and A passage to read for Koop-eese. THen again, I only had one other academic class, which was French, and just for the earthlings our there; yes, French is a language on Plit. Ending on a good note, Since Ludwig's at College, I havn't heard an explosion for a week! Except, ever since he's been gone, there has been this weird ticking noise in the lounge. Oh, well, probably just the TV or something. Well, thats it for now!

-Morton Koopa

Home, (almost) Alone

Well, today is my last day of, Summer, so I'm on the couch. And the best part, I get the couch all to myself! If your wandering why this is, its because Koopa Elementary, and Darkland high started yesterday. St. Koopa Middle dosn't start until tomorrow. Ludwig's college is pretty far away, so he took Koopa Airlines yesterday. Bowser and Clawdia are both at work, so that leaves me and Larry. Since there are three couches, I get one and Larry gets one. We've already played New Super Mario Bros. wii and Super Mario Kart. Fred's going is making breakfast, so that will be ready soon. Right now, Larry chose somthing on TV while I'm using my laptop. Tomorrow, I- oh, nevermind. Breakfast is ready. See you later!

-Morton Koopa

School is soon

After today, I only have 2 more days of Summer! It makes me very sad because I didn't get much accomplished. I didn't find the thouand year door, I didn't learn to cook, I didn't make the soccer team, and I didn't become friends with Striker Guy. I'd say this Summer has been a failur for me, but at least I got 3 months off of school! Well, I hope 8th grade will be fun for me. Ludwig is packing his bags, for he is off to college. He is leaving Robo-chomp here so he can have fun with the rest of us pets. OK, well, thats it for now! Bye!

-Morton Koopa

Cooking Lesson #2

well, today's cooking lesson wasn't much better. I made Meatballs, but they sort of turned out as bouncy balls. I don't know how Fred does it! His demonstration of Meatballs were delicious! And it only took him 30 seconds to prepare the meatballs for the oven! Fred now has been promoted to a full time chef, where he happily spends most of his time cooking away.

Hmph...

Well, I tried talking to this Striker Guy person, but he just won't become my friend. And even worse then that, Fred is like his best friend now! Its weird isn't it? Well, Bowser's team is about to play their first match soon, soremember to root for them!

-Morton Koopa

Soccer tryouts

Well, today, Bowser held some soccer tryouts, and all of us Koopalings tried out. Yeah, none of us made it. Oh, except Bowser Junior. So, the people who did get on Bowsers team are a Hammer Bro. named HB, and Koopa named DJ Koopa, and some Shy Guy named Striker Guy. HB and DJ Koopa both worked in the castle, but Striker Guy worked in the Toybox. thats right, Shy Guy's Toybox. I thought I would try to break the Ice with him. He seemd like a nice guy. I managed to find out that:
1. He was the one who stole Tayce T.'s Frying Pan
2. He seems to be friends with two other servants in the castle.
Maybe I'll talk to him tomorrow

Ludwig's Greatest Creation

Um, so as I told you all last week, Ludwig was in his lab a lot, trying to make a new Monster or Robot or something like that, and well, he's done it! He's created Chain Chomp robot named Robo-Chomp. I know, I know. Chain Chomps are already robots, sort of. But Ludwig didn't get that part I guess. OH! And also, Bowser's heard of that Mario soccer league, and I think he wants to join. Lemmy got really exited because he loves soccer, and I wouldn't mind playing either, but the only Koopaling he asked to play was Stupid Bowser Junior. In fact, he's letting Bowser Junior have his own team! Not fair. Well, right now A servant of Bowser (a koopatroll) is handing out fliers today around darkland. I wander who will join?

Summer coming to a close

Sorry its been a while! I got sent to the dungeon for "accidentally" trapping Bowser Jr. inside the garage. So, Ludwigs getting all lonely and stuff, I think he's thinking of building his own Frankenstein or something. And... yeah. Summers almost over, so I'm rushing to do everything I forgot to do. I bearly have time to type this up! Haha! i'm not joking. So, anyways, I've suddenly had this desire to cook, so yesterday, when I got out of the dungeon, I asked Fred to teach me to cook. I started my first leeson with him about 5 hours ago, and things did not go well. Lets just say, I now know the local fire department's head chief's name is Ralf. I'm going to have another lessen tomorrow. I hope it works out better!

Were Baaaaack!

Well, the vacations are over with, unless King Dad decides to surprise us with a trip to Lavalava Island! yeah, that won't happen. So I'm back where I belong; the couch! School dosn't start for a month, so I have a little more summer left.

Greetings from the Outpost!

Greetings, Blog Readers! Dry Dry Outpost has sort of been a drag so far. We went to a close by water park today, but it wasn't that much fun. On the second day we got here, we hiked up Mt. Rugged. THAT was a not fun experience. We didn't bring enough water so we were all burnt out. Nick isn't the best room mate, he's really annoying. Oh, well. Only a couple more days. I still miss my penpals, though...

A LOT to catch up on.

Hello, Everyone! I'm sorry I havn't posted in a while. My computer crashed. So anyways, a lot happend since my computer caught a virus. For one, my PenPals have come and go. There so much fun to hang out with! We had a great time. Also, My Grandmother on Clawdia's side decided that we woud go to Dry Dry Outpost. To me, this made LESS sense than going to Rougeport. Well, we took the train out to Mt. Rugged and then took a cab out to Dry dry Outpost. Its a really nice house, but I have to share a room with Nick; Susan's older brother. Oh, and Clawdia's brother is here too. There's one big problem; THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE! Oh well, at least there's wifi unlike the last vacation, right?

-Morton Koopa

PenPal Swap

Well, Lemmy's Penpals are gone, and I have to tell you its ironic that now my two Penpals are coming to visit, to! Tey are, unfortunatley only coming for a week, though. I have to admit, Lemmy's Penpals were quite annoying, but my penpals are nice! I mean, I see them every year.

-Morton Koopa

Lemmy's PenPals

So, as I was vegging out of the couch this morning, I overheard Lemmy telling King Dad that his 2 PenPals from Dry Dry Desert are coming, and, since they only speak French, it will be kind of hard to communicate. I have been taking French ever since I started 6th Grade. I'll try my best now. Oh, and speaking of Lemmy, he finally got his pet. he was patrolling Iceland, and he fell into a freezig lake. He then noticed a spikey bright blue shell floating, and he found out it was an unconsious Spiny! He gave him the name Frost Spiny and he can talk like Fred. Oh, and speaking of Fred, I can't find him. We were playing Hide and Seek and he hid somwhere and I don't know where he hid. He's very good at it though. Speaking of-OK, i'll stop now.

-Morton Koopa

Facts about us Koopas

Hey! I just thought I should give you some more info. on us Koopas, just in case you didn't know it already. I know, I know. I should of put it on the blog like a Month ago, but Its better late than never!

Bowser Jr: Youngest Koopaling, big annoying doofus who always gets what he wants. Bowser likes him the best. Attends Koopa Elementary Shool.

Larry: Second Youngest Koopaling, loves Plants, and Spying. Hates Susan the most out of all of us.

Morton (THATS ME!): 3rd Youngest Koopaling, exreamly awesome. Loves Talking, Heat, and Wedding Cake.

Wendy: 4th Youngest Koopaling, Big Brat. Loves Water and Makeup. Bowser's second favorite and only daughter. She always gets everything she wants.

Iggy: 4th Oldest Koopaling, big nerd. Likes magic and school. He is always getting beat up by
Roy.

Roy: 3rd Oldest Koopaling, Big bully. He beats up on Iggy most of the time, but will also be happy to pummel me to a pulp.

Lemmy: 2nd oldest, Big clown. He is always frun to be around, except he is always so busy with Lemmy's Land, his website.

Ludwig: Oldest, really smart. Even though he is extremely clever, he has a knack for blowing things up. He has a giant obsession with chocolate.

Back to Castle Koop

Were back from our vacation! I hsve to tell you, though, Glitsville was actually less exiting than Poshley heights. I'm glad to be home, for I like to be in the castle- where there is always someone to serve you. The car ride home was just as hectic as the ride there. Iggy is in the hospital wing of the castle right now with 2 broken legs while Roy is spending the next week in the dungeons. Larry is fighting with Lemmy about what to watch on the TV, Ludwig is in his lab, Wendy is outback in the pool, and Bowser Jr. is eating Milk and Cookies in the kitchen. I think I'll go check on Iggy now. K, bye.

-Morton Koopa

Dead Feet

Um, I think my feet have exploded. That was the longet walk I have ever had to encounter. Everyone is complaning right now. You'd think it'd be worth the walk, right? WRONG! Glitsville is more boring than it would be. The matches take longer than you would expect and there is nothing to do except for watching matches, so inbetween them, you do a lot of waiting around. The good thing, though is
1. Susan is not staying with us
2. I get a room all to myself.

-Morton Koopa

Wrapping it up!

Well, Poshley heights is almost over, and were going to Glitsville tomorrow. Oh, and did I mention we're WALkING to the blimp stop? Thats right, we are walking ALL the way to rougeport and to the blimp. King Dad is really in for excercise these days. He made us go on a 20 mile bike ride EVERY DAY. Dads going to have a servant Goomba drive the car to us when we finish,, but my feet are going to be in agony. Anyways, I really just want to go home. I had to leave Fred there all alone. He gets lonely lately, but Karma just got a new pet Shy Guy, so he won't be that lonely. It makes no sense that a Sh Guy can be a pet, but Karma really wanted one so its not MY problem. Not Lemmy is going on and on about how HE wants a pet. Before we left he was scowering Iceland. OK, well, Iggy needs my laptop again, so this is goodbye. ps. I raised my fee for him! hee hee!

-Morton Koopa

Been going nicely

To tell you the truth. The vacation isn't as bad as I thought it ould be. We've had nice weather laterly and we've been to a nearby beach many times. Sharing a room with Larry isn't too bad, I mean I could of had to sit with Roy. Just letting you know its been great!

WERE HERE!

We finally arrived here in Poshley Heights. Well, we actually arrived 2 days ago, but I had a Major problem. THERE'S NO WIFI IN OUR HOTEL! So, yeah. I am in the Poshley Library right now because there is wifi. Me and Larry have one of the only bedrooms with a TV in it, so it works out good in that case. We hooked up the Wii in there at first, but that was a bad idea because everyone was coming to our room to play. We've traveld to a nearby beach recently, and the waves arn't too big, but I don't mind that much. Bowser and Clawdia are out buying Groceries right now, so me, Larry, and Ludwig are at the Library. Roy is at the gym, Wendy and Susan are getting there hair done, and Iggy and Lemmy are off who knows where. Well, hopefully I'll be back to the Library soon, but if I can't get here soon, just remember that I don't have any wifi, OK?

-Morton Koopa

Getting Close...

Well, today, we left the castle around 9:00. Can you imagine, 9 Koopas packed in one car. Oh, and I should tell you why we are taking a car. Well, the doomship broked down last weekend (after Ludwig tried to build a new engine. So, we were packed up in a 5 seat car, and poor Larry, Ludwig, and Lemmy, and I to sit in the trunk. Wendy and dumb old Bowser Junior got to sit in their own sepeerate seats, so that left Iggy and Roy to share a seat. Well, Iggy wasn't to happy about that seating arrangment, and Soon I'm going to have to check to see if he gained consiencness yet. Susan (luckily) is traveling seperate with wart, so we didn't have to worry about it now. Right now were in a hotel off the coast of Toad Town, and I wanted to go SOOOOOOOO badly but Bowser wouldn't let me. this hotel isn't too bad; but its nothing like the one we're going to stay in once we get to Poshley heights! We have 2 GIANT suits, so I'm staying with Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, and Clawdia. That means Wendy, Susan, Roy, Ludwig, and Bowser are sharing a room. OK, well Iggy wants to use my computer so I have to go (but he'll owe me 5 bucks for the rental). Bye!

-Morton Koopa

Packing Up

well, King Dad decided that we are going to leave a day early, so Today, we have to pack up. Let me tell you about the goods and the bads about what I know so far:
Pros:
*I get to bring my laptop
*We are going to stop at Glitsville on the way back
*We are staying in a Five-Star Hotel
Cons:
*Susan is coming
*I have to share a bedroom with Larry
*Susan is Coming
*There is barely anything to do there
*SUSAN IS COMING!
for the people who don't know who Susan is, she's my super annoying younger cousin. SHe has a not-so secret crush on Larry wich gets annoying. I actually feel bad for Wendy, because she has to share a room with her. Ludwig is with Roy, and Lemmy is with Iggy. Stupid Bowser Jr. gets a room to himself. Oh, well. I could of had to share a room with HIM. yuck! Or Roy, wich in that case I probably wouldn't come home alive. OK, well I have to finish packing. Bye!

-Morton Koopa

FREEDOM!

Yay! I'm finally out of the dungeon! Took long enoughm I know, but it wasn't that bad. Well I wasn't quick enough with turning off my laptop so the guard that was coming took it away from me. Well, at leastm now we are united again. In four days, however, we are taking the train up to Poshley Heights, and as I told you it seems a lot nicer than Rougeport, where you have someone robbing you. I was robbed of 16 coins, a watch, and a perfectly good hotdog. Oh, well. Now that the trip is over, all I have to worry about is 1 Larry, who is the sneakiest Koopa on the face of Plit. Now, I feel like I'm going to go take a shower, for the dungeons are filthy!

-Morton Koopa

Back to DarkLand

Well, Iggy and I (yuck I just used good grammar) have had zero luck whatsoever finding the door. And worse than that, on only the second day of our vacation, King Dad comfiscated my Laptop! Somthing about spending too much time on it watching Koop tube, but still. Well, I can still tell yyou about what happend with me and my brother. So after my laptop got confiscated, I decided to give it another try. so me and Iggy went back to that really tall warp pipe. Jumped at it a couple times and then Iggy came up with this idea to boost me up into the pipe, since he was so tall. It actually worked. So then I pulled him up, and we were in the Rougeport Sewers! However, after that we got completely lost and ended up on some random fortress on the moon. Luckily, some of the local alien...things with big Xs on their chest came over to us and took us on a SPACESHIP back to Rougeport. Well, as you could guess, King Dad was FURIOUSE. We have been gone for about a day. Old Bowser said he and Clawdia were searching all night for us. We had to stay in our rooms until the triip was over, and then when we got home, we have to stay in the dungeons for a whole week. Well, were home now, and its only been 1 day since we go back, so I have 6 more days to go. Luckily, I snuck my comfiscated laptop into the dungeon, so I have THAT 2 entertain myself. Oh-no! I hear someone coming! Time to shut off my laptop.

-Morton Koopa

No luck yet

We FINALLY arrived in Rougeport after that long and hard boat trip, and then saw the hotel. We stopped to put our things away and then King Dad said we could all go and explore on our own. Well it turns out that Iggy had the same idea that I had, so we ended up looking for the door together. Not only could we not find the door, but we couldn't even get underground! We say this really tall warp pipe, though, but I'm pretty sure we would never get through there. Oh, well, maybe we'll have better luck later.

To Rougeport!

Yes! King dad said I could bring my laptop, so, here I am! Were on a boat headed straight for rougeport. Its REALLY crowded right now, so I am sitting alone. The boat is awefuly bumpy, so it is very hard to type right now. Oh, well, its only 3 hours long. I right some more late, k?

-Morton Koopa

Rougeport?

OK, so we still are going to poshley heights, but now Bowser said that he also wants to go to Rougeport! That makes no sense to me, but tomorrow, we taking a commercial bus out there. I hear the crime rate is pretty high, but thats not too much of a problem. Maybe I can rob the shop and get away with it! Oh, well, I hope I'm not the person getting robbed, that's what I worry about. I mean, there are SOME places that are fun. What I hope to find is the Thousand Year Door. I know its sealed shut, but it would be cool to see it from the outside. Well, Wendy had one of her "Tantrums" and she's not going. Oh well, thats still 7 siblings and there is only ONE of them I hate. Lemmy gets to bring is laptop "Lemmy's Land duties" or somthing like that. I'm going to keep trying to talk King Dad in to letting me bring my laptop, because he already said no. Oh, well, if I can't its not TOO much of a big deal. Thats all for now.

-Morton Koopa

vacation

I found out that we are, unfortunately, NOT going to lavalava island. Instead, we are taking a train up to poshley heights. It sounds cool, but it will probably be very boring. Oh, well, its better than nothing.

New Name!

I finally came up with a name for my pet Mole! Freddy! Fred for short. I don't know why, but I like the name. He is very civilized now, he can even talk!

-Morton Koopa

SUMMER!

Yay! School is finally out at St. Koopa's Middle school! Thats where me, Larry, and Wendy go to school. Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig all go Darkland High. I am moving into the eightth grande and I am exited about it. I just can't believe Ludwigs moving up to College! He graduated yesterday and had to write a speech. THATS WHAT IM EXITED FOR! I can' wait to write a speech. I get to write one in 8th grade, so Wendy also graduated. I'm happy that I'll get a whole year without her at our school :). Annoying Bowser Junior is still in grade school, but the good thing is, when he comes to middle school, I'll be in the 9th grade! Poor Larry, though, will have to stay with him. I think King Dad said we MIGHT be going to Lavalava island this summer. I hope so! YAY LAVA! K, well, i'm gone for now!

-Morton Koopa

Its all over...

The project is finally over. And, surprizingly, I lasted the entire legnth, but then I fell asleep for 3 days straight. In the end, the goomba didn't do ANYTHING exiting. It just walked around doing nothing. Well, at least its over, and Koopa middle is closing soon, anyways.

Still Going...

Iv'e been at it for 17 hours, and nothing interesting happend yet.  I missed a whole lot of sleep, so I'm pretty crazy, but I'm not going to crack just yet.  Theres still time to place your bets.  I NOW HATE GOOMBAS!

Ugh, big homework assigment

today, in my science class, my professer assigned us the project to study the lfstyle of a goomba. Big whoop! A goomba dosn't really do anything, it just walkes around and gets stepped on. I've been following it around for 5 hours and it hasn't done anything. I got to do this for 3 days. I don't think i'll be able to keep up. Most of my siblings remember having to do this project (all but Larry, who hasn't taken this class yet) and they all say it stunk. Lets see how long I can keep it up without cracking. Thats right, without sleep or anything. Anyone want to place bets?

Name...

Recently, I've been coming up with a list of names for my new Monty Mole. Ron, Fred, George, Pery, Charley, Bill, I just can't think of anything! somthing. K, guess not... Any suggestions?

My new pet

The coolest thing just happened! I was on a walk with my familly and when we past by a dumpster, I saw a really awesome monty mole! I don't know what to name him, but I taought him how to speak Koop-ese and now he's all civilised and everything. Now all I need to think of is a name...

Entrance speech

(Ahem) welcome one, welcome all, to the gratest blog of them all! The Koopalking Brothers blog! I, Morton Koopa Junior, Ruler of desert land and Emporer of Donut plains, am here connecting to the humans of the real world through this blog! Now you can hear the opinions throgh me and my siblings, and what goes on in Dark land!