FREEDOM!

Yay! I'm finally out of the dungeon! Took long enoughm I know, but it wasn't that bad. Well I wasn't quick enough with turning off my laptop so the guard that was coming took it away from me. Well, at leastm now we are united again. In four days, however, we are taking the train up to Poshley Heights, and as I told you it seems a lot nicer than Rougeport, where you have someone robbing you. I was robbed of 16 coins, a watch, and a perfectly good hotdog. Oh, well. Now that the trip is over, all I have to worry about is 1 Larry, who is the sneakiest Koopa on the face of Plit. Now, I feel like I'm going to go take a shower, for the dungeons are filthy!

-Morton Koopa

Back to DarkLand

Well, Iggy and I (yuck I just used good grammar) have had zero luck whatsoever finding the door. And worse than that, on only the second day of our vacation, King Dad comfiscated my Laptop! Somthing about spending too much time on it watching Koop tube, but still. Well, I can still tell yyou about what happend with me and my brother. So after my laptop got confiscated, I decided to give it another try. so me and Iggy went back to that really tall warp pipe. Jumped at it a couple times and then Iggy came up with this idea to boost me up into the pipe, since he was so tall. It actually worked. So then I pulled him up, and we were in the Rougeport Sewers! However, after that we got completely lost and ended up on some random fortress on the moon. Luckily, some of the local alien...things with big Xs on their chest came over to us and took us on a SPACESHIP back to Rougeport. Well, as you could guess, King Dad was FURIOUSE. We have been gone for about a day. Old Bowser said he and Clawdia were searching all night for us. We had to stay in our rooms until the triip was over, and then when we got home, we have to stay in the dungeons for a whole week. Well, were home now, and its only been 1 day since we go back, so I have 6 more days to go. Luckily, I snuck my comfiscated laptop into the dungeon, so I have THAT 2 entertain myself. Oh-no! I hear someone coming! Time to shut off my laptop.

-Morton Koopa

No luck yet

We FINALLY arrived in Rougeport after that long and hard boat trip, and then saw the hotel. We stopped to put our things away and then King Dad said we could all go and explore on our own. Well it turns out that Iggy had the same idea that I had, so we ended up looking for the door together. Not only could we not find the door, but we couldn't even get underground! We say this really tall warp pipe, though, but I'm pretty sure we would never get through there. Oh, well, maybe we'll have better luck later.

To Rougeport!

Yes! King dad said I could bring my laptop, so, here I am! Were on a boat headed straight for rougeport. Its REALLY crowded right now, so I am sitting alone. The boat is awefuly bumpy, so it is very hard to type right now. Oh, well, its only 3 hours long. I right some more late, k?

-Morton Koopa

Rougeport?

OK, so we still are going to poshley heights, but now Bowser said that he also wants to go to Rougeport! That makes no sense to me, but tomorrow, we taking a commercial bus out there. I hear the crime rate is pretty high, but thats not too much of a problem. Maybe I can rob the shop and get away with it! Oh, well, I hope I'm not the person getting robbed, that's what I worry about. I mean, there are SOME places that are fun. What I hope to find is the Thousand Year Door. I know its sealed shut, but it would be cool to see it from the outside. Well, Wendy had one of her "Tantrums" and she's not going. Oh well, thats still 7 siblings and there is only ONE of them I hate. Lemmy gets to bring is laptop "Lemmy's Land duties" or somthing like that. I'm going to keep trying to talk King Dad in to letting me bring my laptop, because he already said no. Oh, well, if I can't its not TOO much of a big deal. Thats all for now.

-Morton Koopa

vacation

I found out that we are, unfortunately, NOT going to lavalava island. Instead, we are taking a train up to poshley heights. It sounds cool, but it will probably be very boring. Oh, well, its better than nothing.

New Name!

I finally came up with a name for my pet Mole! Freddy! Fred for short. I don't know why, but I like the name. He is very civilized now, he can even talk!

-Morton Koopa

SUMMER!

Yay! School is finally out at St. Koopa's Middle school! Thats where me, Larry, and Wendy go to school. Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig all go Darkland High. I am moving into the eightth grande and I am exited about it. I just can't believe Ludwigs moving up to College! He graduated yesterday and had to write a speech. THATS WHAT IM EXITED FOR! I can' wait to write a speech. I get to write one in 8th grade, so Wendy also graduated. I'm happy that I'll get a whole year without her at our school :). Annoying Bowser Junior is still in grade school, but the good thing is, when he comes to middle school, I'll be in the 9th grade! Poor Larry, though, will have to stay with him. I think King Dad said we MIGHT be going to Lavalava island this summer. I hope so! YAY LAVA! K, well, i'm gone for now!

-Morton Koopa