Were Baaaaack!

Well, the vacations are over with, unless King Dad decides to surprise us with a trip to Lavalava Island! yeah, that won't happen. So I'm back where I belong; the couch! School dosn't start for a month, so I have a little more summer left.

Greetings from the Outpost!

Greetings, Blog Readers! Dry Dry Outpost has sort of been a drag so far. We went to a close by water park today, but it wasn't that much fun. On the second day we got here, we hiked up Mt. Rugged. THAT was a not fun experience. We didn't bring enough water so we were all burnt out. Nick isn't the best room mate, he's really annoying. Oh, well. Only a couple more days. I still miss my penpals, though...

A LOT to catch up on.

Hello, Everyone! I'm sorry I havn't posted in a while. My computer crashed. So anyways, a lot happend since my computer caught a virus. For one, my PenPals have come and go. There so much fun to hang out with! We had a great time. Also, My Grandmother on Clawdia's side decided that we woud go to Dry Dry Outpost. To me, this made LESS sense than going to Rougeport. Well, we took the train out to Mt. Rugged and then took a cab out to Dry dry Outpost. Its a really nice house, but I have to share a room with Nick; Susan's older brother. Oh, and Clawdia's brother is here too. There's one big problem; THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE! Oh well, at least there's wifi unlike the last vacation, right?

-Morton Koopa

PenPal Swap

Well, Lemmy's Penpals are gone, and I have to tell you its ironic that now my two Penpals are coming to visit, to! Tey are, unfortunatley only coming for a week, though. I have to admit, Lemmy's Penpals were quite annoying, but my penpals are nice! I mean, I see them every year.

-Morton Koopa

Lemmy's PenPals

So, as I was vegging out of the couch this morning, I overheard Lemmy telling King Dad that his 2 PenPals from Dry Dry Desert are coming, and, since they only speak French, it will be kind of hard to communicate. I have been taking French ever since I started 6th Grade. I'll try my best now. Oh, and speaking of Lemmy, he finally got his pet. he was patrolling Iceland, and he fell into a freezig lake. He then noticed a spikey bright blue shell floating, and he found out it was an unconsious Spiny! He gave him the name Frost Spiny and he can talk like Fred. Oh, and speaking of Fred, I can't find him. We were playing Hide and Seek and he hid somwhere and I don't know where he hid. He's very good at it though. Speaking of-OK, i'll stop now.

-Morton Koopa

Facts about us Koopas

Hey! I just thought I should give you some more info. on us Koopas, just in case you didn't know it already. I know, I know. I should of put it on the blog like a Month ago, but Its better late than never!

Bowser Jr: Youngest Koopaling, big annoying doofus who always gets what he wants. Bowser likes him the best. Attends Koopa Elementary Shool.

Larry: Second Youngest Koopaling, loves Plants, and Spying. Hates Susan the most out of all of us.

Morton (THATS ME!): 3rd Youngest Koopaling, exreamly awesome. Loves Talking, Heat, and Wedding Cake.

Wendy: 4th Youngest Koopaling, Big Brat. Loves Water and Makeup. Bowser's second favorite and only daughter. She always gets everything she wants.

Iggy: 4th Oldest Koopaling, big nerd. Likes magic and school. He is always getting beat up by
Roy.

Roy: 3rd Oldest Koopaling, Big bully. He beats up on Iggy most of the time, but will also be happy to pummel me to a pulp.

Lemmy: 2nd oldest, Big clown. He is always frun to be around, except he is always so busy with Lemmy's Land, his website.

Ludwig: Oldest, really smart. Even though he is extremely clever, he has a knack for blowing things up. He has a giant obsession with chocolate.

Back to Castle Koop

Were back from our vacation! I hsve to tell you, though, Glitsville was actually less exiting than Poshley heights. I'm glad to be home, for I like to be in the castle- where there is always someone to serve you. The car ride home was just as hectic as the ride there. Iggy is in the hospital wing of the castle right now with 2 broken legs while Roy is spending the next week in the dungeons. Larry is fighting with Lemmy about what to watch on the TV, Ludwig is in his lab, Wendy is outback in the pool, and Bowser Jr. is eating Milk and Cookies in the kitchen. I think I'll go check on Iggy now. K, bye.

-Morton Koopa

Dead Feet

Um, I think my feet have exploded. That was the longet walk I have ever had to encounter. Everyone is complaning right now. You'd think it'd be worth the walk, right? WRONG! Glitsville is more boring than it would be. The matches take longer than you would expect and there is nothing to do except for watching matches, so inbetween them, you do a lot of waiting around. The good thing, though is
1. Susan is not staying with us
2. I get a room all to myself.

-Morton Koopa

Wrapping it up!

Well, Poshley heights is almost over, and were going to Glitsville tomorrow. Oh, and did I mention we're WALkING to the blimp stop? Thats right, we are walking ALL the way to rougeport and to the blimp. King Dad is really in for excercise these days. He made us go on a 20 mile bike ride EVERY DAY. Dads going to have a servant Goomba drive the car to us when we finish,, but my feet are going to be in agony. Anyways, I really just want to go home. I had to leave Fred there all alone. He gets lonely lately, but Karma just got a new pet Shy Guy, so he won't be that lonely. It makes no sense that a Sh Guy can be a pet, but Karma really wanted one so its not MY problem. Not Lemmy is going on and on about how HE wants a pet. Before we left he was scowering Iceland. OK, well, Iggy needs my laptop again, so this is goodbye. ps. I raised my fee for him! hee hee!

-Morton Koopa

Been going nicely

To tell you the truth. The vacation isn't as bad as I thought it ould be. We've had nice weather laterly and we've been to a nearby beach many times. Sharing a room with Larry isn't too bad, I mean I could of had to sit with Roy. Just letting you know its been great!

WERE HERE!

We finally arrived here in Poshley Heights. Well, we actually arrived 2 days ago, but I had a Major problem. THERE'S NO WIFI IN OUR HOTEL! So, yeah. I am in the Poshley Library right now because there is wifi. Me and Larry have one of the only bedrooms with a TV in it, so it works out good in that case. We hooked up the Wii in there at first, but that was a bad idea because everyone was coming to our room to play. We've traveld to a nearby beach recently, and the waves arn't too big, but I don't mind that much. Bowser and Clawdia are out buying Groceries right now, so me, Larry, and Ludwig are at the Library. Roy is at the gym, Wendy and Susan are getting there hair done, and Iggy and Lemmy are off who knows where. Well, hopefully I'll be back to the Library soon, but if I can't get here soon, just remember that I don't have any wifi, OK?

-Morton Koopa

Getting Close...

Well, today, we left the castle around 9:00. Can you imagine, 9 Koopas packed in one car. Oh, and I should tell you why we are taking a car. Well, the doomship broked down last weekend (after Ludwig tried to build a new engine. So, we were packed up in a 5 seat car, and poor Larry, Ludwig, and Lemmy, and I to sit in the trunk. Wendy and dumb old Bowser Junior got to sit in their own sepeerate seats, so that left Iggy and Roy to share a seat. Well, Iggy wasn't to happy about that seating arrangment, and Soon I'm going to have to check to see if he gained consiencness yet. Susan (luckily) is traveling seperate with wart, so we didn't have to worry about it now. Right now were in a hotel off the coast of Toad Town, and I wanted to go SOOOOOOOO badly but Bowser wouldn't let me. this hotel isn't too bad; but its nothing like the one we're going to stay in once we get to Poshley heights! We have 2 GIANT suits, so I'm staying with Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, and Clawdia. That means Wendy, Susan, Roy, Ludwig, and Bowser are sharing a room. OK, well Iggy wants to use my computer so I have to go (but he'll owe me 5 bucks for the rental). Bye!

-Morton Koopa

Packing Up

well, King Dad decided that we are going to leave a day early, so Today, we have to pack up. Let me tell you about the goods and the bads about what I know so far:
Pros:
*I get to bring my laptop
*We are going to stop at Glitsville on the way back
*We are staying in a Five-Star Hotel
Cons:
*Susan is coming
*I have to share a bedroom with Larry
*Susan is Coming
*There is barely anything to do there
*SUSAN IS COMING!
for the people who don't know who Susan is, she's my super annoying younger cousin. SHe has a not-so secret crush on Larry wich gets annoying. I actually feel bad for Wendy, because she has to share a room with her. Ludwig is with Roy, and Lemmy is with Iggy. Stupid Bowser Jr. gets a room to himself. Oh, well. I could of had to share a room with HIM. yuck! Or Roy, wich in that case I probably wouldn't come home alive. OK, well I have to finish packing. Bye!

-Morton Koopa